a girl muddling through life attempting to love her hands again

 

spiderrrling:

I am a(n):

⚪ Male

⚪ Female

🔘 Writer

Looking for

⚪ Boyfriend

⚪ Girlfriend

🔘 An incredibly specific word that I can’t remember

gaypriori:

closet-keys:

closet-keys:

real talk, you get 25k going into CTK so if you all agreed to not participate in sabotage (therefore not spending any of the 25k) whoever won could split that full amount 4 ways leaving everyone with $6,250 and the experience of a lifetime

not to mention, if you work together you could theoretically just make identical meals and get a 4 way tie, break down the fabric of the show to the point where it’s cut from the air, and walk out with a collective $100,000 and an extremely confused host 

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gunsandfireandshit:

toastpotent:

from what i can tell bartending is like the adult version of making potions from random things you find in your house/backyard

Potion of make you fall down

goblinparty:
“ stormb0ww:
“ caucasianscriptures:
“There’s like 12 different kinds of tension in this image.
”
quick question
why is the one in the middle wearing 5 shirts
”
that’s why she’s being bullied
”

goblinparty:

stormb0ww:

caucasianscriptures:

There’s like 12 different kinds of tension in this image.

quick question

why is the one in the middle wearing 5 shirts

that’s why she’s being bullied

chaoslindsay:
“ It’s a beautiful day in the Pacific Northwest, and you’re an unstoppable killing machine from the Pleistocene epoch that Death forgot.
”

chaoslindsay:

It’s a beautiful day in the Pacific Northwest, and you’re an unstoppable killing machine from the Pleistocene epoch that Death forgot.

tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated:

I too want a bunch of tiny bowls to hold spices in while im cooking but who’s gonna wash them….not I

ecto-plasm:

charmsandpandas:

after hanging out for a few hours, she had to go because her three kids were home from school ♥

This is one of those posts I hope never ever dies

sunshine-tattoo:

rembrandtswife:

dumbwitchdisease:

*Hades voice* for the last time, I’m the god of the dead not the god of death it’s different

*points to winged dude* That’s Thanatos, *he’s* the god of death! I just do the paperwork!

Thanatos is the emo boy all y'all think hades is and be thirstin over. hades is just the guy who manages all the souls. he’s the kinda dude who wears banker clothes even on his days off. all he wants to do is keep the system running smoothly, take his three headed dog for walks on his lunch break, and go home to his solar punk wife who will no doubt peg him until he can’t think anymore.